Jessy Klimpel
Tenor Saxophone
Jessy Klimpel was born a small baby. Jessy is now
huge. He liked trains. He thinks they are really loud.
He likes to eat food. Jessy likes Combo's, those
cheezy bite-size pieces of heaven. He thinks they're
really cheezy, but not like really bad jokes. Jessy is
Native American, one day he did a rain dance and
everyone was mad. He swallowed a penny. He never
pooped it out. Damn.
He had a toy bus. He likes the
Thundercats. He likes shiny animals and ripple chips.
He drank a beer once. It tased funny. He can read. He
dislikes breathing air. He was small once. He thinks
new car scent is the best car freshener. He likes
80's Def Leppard gang vocals and the octatonic scale.
He dislikes the ability to talk. Jessy likes everyone,
except for the ostrich. Jessy is a funny shiny baby.
He likes plastic. Oh, and Jessy plays tenor
saxophone in Helena Handbasket.
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